my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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