Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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