If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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