yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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