Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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