I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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