How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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