Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sext me about skeletons
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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