True but thats because hes a fetus.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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