Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Less talking, more tequila
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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