In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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