fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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