i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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