It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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