In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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