You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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