I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so let's talk penis.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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