she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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