yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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