I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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