I'm really into asian looking animals
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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