I got her a Nickelback box set.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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