if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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