Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
how drunk are you?
Several
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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