Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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