she's into porn, im staying here tonight
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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