sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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