uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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