i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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