lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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