Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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