did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
oh god the rape fog is back!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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