Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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