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Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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