In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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