There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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