Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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