so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm like, not good at living.
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