It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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