She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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