Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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