i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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