He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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