Me. At least after what I've been through.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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