i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you win again, gameday.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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