i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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