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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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