I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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