What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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