i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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